Ha ha ha, Mr. Hat laughs at you

The good news is that I got a promotion.

The better news is that I get more money.

The best news is that I will have a totally new branch; actually, several branches, and I don't have to see 'zilla.

The funniest thing is that the bitchest person that works here is having a total emotional breakdown over it. That would be 'zilla.

You were never nice to me when I worked here. You only were nice when you thought it was going to serve your interests. No one likes you because you're such a moody nutjob. And now, I get to leave and you can sit here and fester in your own misery.

I'm going to go out in the sunshine and laugh on my lunch break.